Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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