wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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