For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car