just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.