Porn is love you can see.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
thus making me awesome and them whores
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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