i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.