The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.