So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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