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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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