i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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