for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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