My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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