But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize