You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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