the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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