next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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