grandma shit on top of the toilet
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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