Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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