I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need to sanitize my soul.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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