4 words: hood of his car
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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