That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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