i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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