I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well, you know. whores of a feather.