Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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