After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
His nipple licking is glorious
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