Do you still have your period?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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