They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
