i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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