He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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