i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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