You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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