Quick, to the slutcave!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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