I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.