I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father