And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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