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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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