Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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