I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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