Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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