Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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