How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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