no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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