Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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