Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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