But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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