called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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