he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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