Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Boobs are out for the taking
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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