But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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