Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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