Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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