no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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