But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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