his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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