that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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