You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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