Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You made out with two different species that night
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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