So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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