I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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