Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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