i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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