If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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