I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i've created a new STD.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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