Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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